My first wife was a nurse and there was a memo she had about a guy in the Bay Area who died from intestinal peritonitis from a decomposing trout stuck in his rectum. Apparently, if inserted head-first the fins act like barbs and the fish can't be removed. He put the fish in there by himself out of boredom. He was embarrassed and didn't want to go to the hospital until it was too late. File that one with the Xerox of guys with light-bulbs in they old poop-chute and move on to the next case.
History repeats itself again and again
If those two dipshits didn't do it on their own I'da helped them with their catch of the day.
Bernie
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