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I would have let them swim.

I wonder if it was scripted??

We had a guide out here, as the story gose, that had two clients who did nothing but moan, groan, and just be about as negative as possible. When they ask the guide to pull over to a gravel bar with willows so they could reliev themselves, he was happy to oblidge.

Just as they disapear behind the bushes, he slowly (and quietly) backed off the gravel bar and retruned to the boat ramp and went home.

He disn't guide anymore.



Paul

Pretty tough to put up with the screaming of that polesmoker and she's a poor Paris Hilton wannabe who is no doubt a cork soaker used to grabbing rods & probably has her own box full of flies.
FTIR

Lonnie would have drowned the guy and.....

Well, you know.

My first wife was a nurse and there was a memo she had about a guy in the Bay Area who died from intestinal peritonitis from a decomposing trout stuck in his rectum. Apparently, if inserted head-first the fins act like barbs and the fish can't be removed. He put the fish in there by himself out of boredom. He was embarrassed and didn't want to go to the hospital until it was too late. File that one with the Xerox of guys with light-bulbs in they old poop-chute and move on to the next case.

History repeats itself again and again

If those two dipshits didn't do it on their own I'da helped them with their catch of the day.

Bernie

NFF.
It's probably not even real (as in staged), have you ever heard of You Tube ??? Not everything posted there is what it appears to be. While your comments do contain some fly fishing terms, it's not really anthing to do with fishing.As far as wannabees you seem poised to be the next Howard Stern impersonator.

BC