Hey, I couldn't think up the "God Save the Queen" thing myself! In response to one of my (many) previous posts, when I asked how long to wait until setting on a dry take, YOU told me that the Gillies say, "GSTQ", but if I said that around you I might find myself struck on the back of my neck with a wet fish.
You planted the idea, my friend. I'd have just as easily gone with, "one Mississippi"
BTW, Grandmom lived in Her Blessed Majesty's island for a while (not sure from which country she was fleeing at that time.) And, I was a "tar" in HMS Pinafore.
"Oh we sail the ocean blue,
and our saucy ship's a beauty..."
Now, just to redeem myself, I truly believe that Irish girls are among the world's most beautiful women.