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Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
It is with great disgust that I must report to you, what may be the greatest scandal in NCFFB history!

I personally wittessed this event myself on the lower Feather River at of all places what is now known as the NCFFB riffle.

There in broad day light at 7:45am I saw "The Keeper of The Light" aka the "The Shepherd" indicator nymphing.

As a matter of fact I think the bright orange indicator was one of the biggest I have seen used.

To make things even worse it actually appeared that he was not very good at it, as he did not even get one strike in the time I was watching him.

To add insult to injury I noticed a disgarded styrofoam worm container on the bank near by. I can not say that worms were actually on his hook but based on the seriousness of the charges I do believe there should be an investigation.

It is with great sadness that I report this disgusting event. I sincerley hope that these circunstances do not stain our great forum for years to come.

Yours truly
Troutdale
 
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Just thinking about it gives me the willies!
 
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Troutdale wrote:
I saw "The Keeper of The Light" aka the "The Shepherd" indicator nymphing.

As a matter of fact I think the bright orange indicator was one of the biggest I have seen used.

To make things even worse it actually appeared that he was not very good at it, as he did not even get one strike in the time I was watching him.


Brother Dale,

Have faith, The_Keeper_of_the_Light was obviously demonstrating the truth of his tirade against Flyfishing Fraud and Deception, giving proof that the use of bobbers is ineffective...what can be more proof than not getting even one strike?

Of course, all that goes into the toilet if he was using one of those damnable CP outfits!

Paul
 
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Fraud and deception? Oh yea, good old F&D. I'm glad to see someone who isn't getting deceived like the rest of us. Show us the light.
 
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
I'm not surprised there was a worm container on the shore. Shepherd is one of the greats at baiting.

As to Shep bobicating, I believe he subscribes to the belief that if a tree falls and no one is there to witness it, it makes no sound. Therefore, had TD NOT seen him 'cator fishing, Shep would not have been guilty of that transgression.

Hmmmm, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.
 
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
I also heard he had a whitewater kayak pulled up onto the bank as well. Additionally, I heard another rumor has it he was going to return his perfectly good waders to the fly shop after he used them. Any truth to this?

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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Troutdale wrote:
It is with great disgust that I must report to you, what may be the greatest scandal in NCFFB history!

I personally wittessed this event myself on the lower Feather River at of all places what is now known as the NCFFB riffle.

There in broad day light at 7:45am I saw "The Keeper of The Light" aka the "The Shepherd" indicator nymphing.

As a matter of fact I think the bright orange indicator was one of the biggest I have seen used.

To make things even worse it actually appeared that he was not very good at it, as he did not even get one strike in the time I was watching him.

To add insult to injury I noticed a disgarded styrofoam worm container on the bank near by. I can not say that worms were actually on his hook but based on the seriousness of the charges I do believe there should be an investigation.

It is with great sadness that I report this disgusting event. I sincerley hope that these circunstances do not stain our great forum for years to come.

Yours truly
Troutdale


As they say, the eyes are the first thing to go! The Shepherd has not fished the lower Feather this fall. Yet more revisionist conspiracy theory! Revisionist

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The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!

"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd

"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist

"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen

"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant

"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling


"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton

The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com

"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!

"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication

"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd

"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd

"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™

"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd

"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd

"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople

"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh

"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla

"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio

"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin

"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock

"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller

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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Pit wrote:
Fraud and deception? Oh yea, good old F&D. I'm glad to see someone who isn't getting deceived like the rest of us. Show us the light.
A fledgling, mindless blind sheeople, like yourself should not attempt to provoke the Shepherd...... lest you want to be on the business end of the Wrath of the Truth! Revisionistic fruitcake!

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The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!

"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd

"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist

"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen

"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant

"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling


"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton

The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com

"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!

"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication

"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd

"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd

"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™

"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd

"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd

"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople

"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh

"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla

"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio

"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin

"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock

"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller

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And we're supposed to believe your lying ass? :lol no/msg 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Arizona Bruce wrote:
I'm not surprised there was a worm container on the shore. Shepherd is one of the greats at baiting.

As to Shep bobicating, I believe he subscribes to the belief that if a tree falls and no one is there to witness it, it makes no sound. Therefore, had TD NOT seen him 'cator fishing, Shep would not have been guilty of that transgression.

Hmmmm, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.



Vitrified Melonhead,

You have failed to follow the proper format that is required when addressing the Shepherd. The Shepherd will once again illustrate the proper format for your questions and again include the types of answers your desert dwelling, dumbass may expect to be enlightened with:


1- Has Baaaaaarucie ever seen the Shepherd use a spinning rod or bait? No


2- Is Baaaaaarucie deluding himself that pitching gear and lures on on a flyrod is flyfishing? Yes


3- If Baaaaaarucie snags a tree on one of his shitty attempts at a proper backcast with one of his "extreme beadhead" flies (i.e. a Rapala, a Jig, A Gibbs minnow, etc) and pulls the tree down on top of his dumb ass, killing Baaaaaarucie, will Baaaaaarucie be just as dead IF no one is around to see, or particularly, to hear it happen? Yes


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The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!

"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd

"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist

"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen

"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant

"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling


"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton

The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com

"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!

"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication

"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd

"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd

"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™

"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd

"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd

"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople

"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh

"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla

"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio

"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin

"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock

"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller

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Re:Lies, deception, scandal!!!!!! 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
FlyGuy wrote:
I also heard he had a whitewater kayak pulled up onto the bank as well. Additionally, I heard another rumor has it he was going to return his perfectly good waders to the fly shop after he used them. Any truth to this?

--FlyGuy (Dave)


The Shepherd does not need, ever use, or own any type of fishing watercraft! All fishing watercraft are crutches for inept lineslappers and hackjobs with the flyrod who can neither cast nor wade worth a damn. No exceptions.

The Shepherd did indeed return a perfectly good pair of new waders to a flyshop just last week after finally perfecting the art of Walking on Water

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The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!

"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd

"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist

"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen

"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant

"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling


"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton

The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com

"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!

"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication

"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd

"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd

"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™

"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd

"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd

"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople

"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh

"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla

"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio

"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin

"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock

"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller

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You forgot one, oh Good Shepherd... 17 Years, 5 Months ago  
Has Baaaaaaaaaaarucie ever seen the Shepherd fishing with an indicator? More times than naught!


Why does the Shepherd say he stoops to such levels?
Because the water is cold and the fish won't respond to traditional fishing.


What color are the Shepherd's eyes? Brown, that's an obvious one!
 
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