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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Don't worry folks, the long wait for abundant steelhead is almost over. A good dose of arm stretching will revive our shepherd from his (and our) delusional nightmare.
It really only takes one good day, when the steelhead are thick (and the need to pi$$ like a racehorse is no match for the shepherd's desire to keep his spot on the water from the fraud and deception of other minions who would steal it asunder), for the delusion to recede.
Buzz
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Last Edit: 2008/10/10 07:41 By Buzz.
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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The_Keeper_of_the_Light wrote:
[quote3- The Shepherd has no idea in hell what "Gunga Galunga" actually means..........
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Oh Noble_Keeper_of_the_Light,
The answer you seek is held only by the groundskeeper at Bushwood Country Club.
And remember, Fraud and Deception can only be accomplished with control of tight lines below the surface and minimal slack on the surface!
Paul
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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If you're implying what I think you're implying, you be wrong. I'd never slander the USMC or hockey. They're both too sacred.
Besides, my espistolographic skills just ain't that good.
BTW, the fighting butt you put on my 6 wt. worked like a charm in AK, especially on some larger bows and a rather red 25 lb. chinook!
Gracias amigo.
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Last Edit: 2008/10/10 08:13 By Arizona Bruce.
Reason: better word
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A steelhead fly fisherman needs two qualities:
A strong casting arm and a room temperature IQ.
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Buzz (Admin)
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Keep your shorts on, Bruce, I know it's not you...  Really... |
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Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek
when the tribe did not really need fish.
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Carpy (Moderator)
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Totally Agree..I've always said 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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that if I want to catch trout, give me a pole, some string, a hook, couple of split shot and some salmon eggs.
Paul
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If stupidity got us into this mess,
why can't it get us out of it? - Will Rodgers
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Carpy (Moderator)
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http://www.pissandmoan.com/ 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Great site,,,I am still laughing at the guest book comments. To bad they closed the forumns
Paul
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If stupidity got us into this mess,
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Stretch wrote:
I have no intention of getting into a flame war with you. You can call me any names you'd like, you're not significant enough for that to bother me. However, when you start bastardizing the Marine Corps amen, we're going to have a problem.
The Shepherd, hates to be the one to break the news to you there Mr. Killjoy, but we're clearly going to have a problem! Marines in general, are collectively one of the dumbest groups of people on the face of the planet. It's amazing that most Marines even remember which end of the M-4 is the dangerous one....... They don't call 'em Jarheads for nothing!
The Shepherd
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****** News Flash*****
The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!
"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd
"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist
"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen
"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant
"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling
"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton
The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com
"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!
"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication
"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd
"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd
"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™
"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd
"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd
"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople
"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh
"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla
"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio
"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin
"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock
"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Buzz wrote:
Don't worry folks, the long wait for abundant steelhead is almost over. A good dose of arm stretching will revive our shepherd from his (and our) delusional nightmare.
It really only takes one good day, when the steelhead are thick (and the need to pi$$ like a racehorse is no match for the shepherd's desire to keep his spot on the water from the fraud and deception of other minions who would steal it asunder), for the delusion to recede.
Buzz
Yet another revisionist in our midst! Back to the Darkness!
The Shepherd
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****** News Flash*****
The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!
"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd
"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist
"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen
"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant
"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling
"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton
The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com
"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!
"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication
"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd
"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd
"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™
"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd
"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd
"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople
"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh
"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla
"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio
"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin
"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock
"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller
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Oh, Man Shepherd... 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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Why don't you just draw a target on your head?! 
So, how much will you pay me NOT to publish your photo on the NCFFB? 
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A steelhead fly fisherman needs two qualities:
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Stretch (User)
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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I'm done with you, just hope we never meet in person.
Always faithful,
Stretch
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Re:The Greatest Frauds In Flyfishing History 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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That's a pretty good troll.
B-
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Carpy (Moderator)
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dang! 17 Years, 11 Months ago
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your getting better youngin...
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