bt45 (User)
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hilarious fishing report 17 Years, 6 Months ago
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This is a classic, 
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to
the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, waited for a weather report and discovered that the weather
would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible!"
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that crap?"
I still don't know if she was joking. |
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