The Northern California Fly Fishing Board

Sounds like a good time was had by all! However, there are many unanswered questions regarding this event. Did Kelly catch and not release any surf perch? Were there any No NCFFB signs on that un-named "G" river? Was the outlaw from Arizona fishing those illegitimate things he calls flies (God, I hate that guy)? Did Ed cure his tailing loop? Did the Fire Goddess have enough wood? Did the oysters work? Did Kelly two-time me with someone else in the honeymoon suite? For God's sake, who held the title of LMS? Will there be a movie out soon?

Inquiring minds want to know! And don't give me that line "What happens on the Garcia stays on the Garcia".