Provincial? Sheesh... One minute I'm an elitist and a snob because I like to fish without a bobber and I wont use beads and the next minute I'm provincial because I don't drink wine?
A provincial elitist snob? That's kind of an oxymoron but I like it, can I use it?
I bet when no one is looking, you sneek indicators onto your spey lines! You probably also put pieces of nightcrawlers on your steelie flies!!
Nope, no nightcrawlers but I do use salmon eggs! In fact, I got 8 steelies in the net today and all of them were on salmon eggs. How many steelies did you catch today?
(Gotta agree with you about the Guinness. Don't short change EYEtalian or even Chinese beer, you hillbilly.)
Hey, I'm not just any hillbilly I'm an elitist hillbilly!
BTW, when you were in Forks, did you finally learn how to use one? 
Why yes, I did. That reminds me.... Did you know that the guy that invented the toothbrush was from Arizona? Seriously, the toothbrush was invented by a guy in Arizona. If it would've been invented anywhere else they would've probably called it a teethbrush?
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