"since I was a guppy fly fisher" -- those were the days when you took me under your wing, you remember, the days when you always caught more than me.
"The only reason you feel you do "better than most" is largely due to the fact that most are clueless latte sipping, BMW driving, bobber pitchin', jackasses who are simply taking up space on the river!" -- I thought you drive a Mustang
Okay, you might be correct here, although my EBL's (exaggerated beadhead leeches) usually put me ahead of most purists. I'd still rather experience multiple fish days with an EBL than no fish, but be able to claim that I did it the "right" way.
