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JohnD (User)

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Re:Do you hate yourself or something? 17 Years, 6 Months ago
Man AB, what the heck did you do? Haven't seen anyone but Skirt take such a beating and I don't recall you being a tenth as obnoxious. Have I missed some of your posts? Any recommended reading where you advocate using puppies for target practice?

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Check your PM. No need to overturn old manure. no/msg 17 Years, 6 Months ago
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Anglernut (Visitor)

Now that's funny John! Ha ha ha.....and you know.. 17 Years, 6 Months ago
...once in a great while (I reiterate, a great while), I do miss 'ol Skirt's rambling. But that only happens bi-yearly Eric

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Re:Advice to our 20, 30 and 40 somethings... 17 Years, 6 Months ago
AZB's parents had to be the strongest parents on the block...from raising dumbells all their lives! Thank you, thank you...tell your friends, I'll be here all week. FTIR

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Yawn. Your posts are so predictable. 17 Years, 6 Months ago
I always know when I see FTIR responding to anything I've written, it'll be something negative. Surprise me sometime. (BTW, my parents might not have raised any rocket scientists, but they did raise us to be civil.)

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Flytyer in Reno (User)

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Re:Advice to our 20, 30 and 40 somethings... 17 Years, 6 Months ago
LOL, of course they're predictable, they're just like yours...all about you! 24/7 FTIR

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Re:Yawn. Your posts are so predictable. 17 Years, 6 Months ago
Arizona Bruce wrote:BTW, my parents might not have raised any rocket scientists,... Bruce, We finally agree, no they didn't! Paul

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Re:Yawn. Your posts are so predictable. no/msg 17 Years, 6 Months ago
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Hey, Castro St. Brucey... 17 Years, 6 Months ago

I know who you really are, you can't hide behind that anonymous name.

You are the Irish cop with the wierd first name, Norcalawannabe! You harass bobber fishermen who are toilet challanged and your uniform's name tag just has the initial of your first name along with your mother's maiden name and your last name: N. Diaz O'Bruce!

Keep up the good work! Thanks for protecting our roadways in California.

Paul

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:yawn: no/msg 17 Years, 6 Months ago
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At least skirt had a point 17 Years, 6 Months ago

24/7 Polk Street Bruthie aka Jack LaLanne/Richard Simmons evil twin, is like a bowl of wheat puffs. Lots of bulk and no substance.
You're like a documentary about sand, only not as exciting.
You're like a Bergman film, only not as funny.
He tried to get in touch with his inner child but the line was busy.
He's the kind of guy who'd put his wife on the dresser and kiss his wallet goodnight.
I'm trying to see from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my butt.
Your head is so far up your butt you can chew your food twice.
Your proctologist called. They found your head.
The guy is so lazy, he married a pregnant woman.
Your face reminds me of a movie star. Lassie!
You are such a dork, your imaginary friend wouldnd't hang out with you!
Someday they're going to name a disease after you.
I'd curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.
Did your sideshow leave town without you?
You're so full of crap, they could knock it out of you with a boat oar and send what's left of you home in a matchbox.
I didn't understand why they called it the "rat race" until I met you.

Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later.

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