What the heck kinda beer is a pinot and a merlot? Is that some kinda French beer or something? They make beer in France?

Rafanelli? That sounds EYEtalian. I never had EYEtalian beer. Moscato sounds like it might be from Mexico.... Or maybe South America... Is that even beer? That's not that regurgitated fruit spit stuff the indians make down there in South Ameriica is it?!?

It doesn't sound to me like you guys know very much about beer. What ever happened to folks drinkin' good beers like Heiney or Grolsh or Steinlager? And lets not forget Guinness! Them Irish know how to make beer with some flavor! French and EYEtalian beer? What the heck kinda party is this anyway??
