I'm sure you've heard of those apparently unrelated events that correlate in earthshaking results, such as if such and such a sports league wins the world series (or is it the Superbowl?), then the republican candidate (or is it the dem?) will win the national election.
There's also one regarding the stock market.
I don't pay much attention to them because the results are coincidence, not science.
HOWEVER, the high gas prices we're now and are about to experience are all my fault, and I apologize to you NorCalifornians and to the American people.
EVERY TIME I drive to NorCal to steelhead fish, gasoline prices spike. It doesn't matter if it's my autumn trip or my winter steelie trip. It's especially bad when I drive my van, which gets 23 mpg as opposed to my Celica which gets 34.
I'm leaving AZ on Monday and I'll be fishing by Wednesday. Okay, I'll own this one. I deserve the blame for the high energy prices...BUT I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT FREAKING PARKING TICKET!
