Shawn,
Really, don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. I can take it!
Good flame. However, just in case you're serious...
I have fun, I catch fish. I get to play them on a fly rod. I poke fun at my jigs, calling them exaggerated beadheaded flies (If I filed off a little bit, they WOULD be beadheaded flies. It's a matter of about 1/10 oz.)
I cast them just like flies.
Of course, The Shepherd was using a fly rod. That was the fun in my post. That man, and I believe myself,too, has a ton of integrity.
Shawn, it's just fishing.