|
Illiteracy must be a bitch. Sorry, I can only empathise.
Sorry non private board member, your empathy is misplaced and mispelled. More importantly, you're way off base on the reasons for and the reasons why the other board was created. May I please make some recommendations for your consideration and implementation:
1. Get a clue
2. Get a life
3. Go away
4. Grow up
5. Never post again
6. Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
7. Have your medication adjusted
8. Jump into a filled bathtub while holding your electric fan
9. Post something relevant
10. Consume excrement
11. Consume excrement and thus expire
12. Don't post until you have a vague idea of what you're talking about
13. Go home, your village misses their idiot
14. Save your breath, you'll need it for your inflatable date
15. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a moron will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waitng for the bit of the snake?
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are so clueless that if we striped you naked, soaked you in clue musk and dropped you in to a field full of horney clues, you still would not have a clue.
And lastly, let me say, the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote because, well...it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of weak insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these skills more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right"...sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
FTIR
* credit for portions of this text should be directed elsewhere. Credit for applying it appropriately and accurately goes to me.
|