Doug, everyone on this board who atually knows you knows that you're a stand-up guy. I don't understand the need to explain anything about your board to anyone. However, I, and probably many other folks, appreciate your doing so.
I have a vivid imagination

and I'm certain your board could never live up to they way I imagine it to be, given its members. I could be wrong about that though.
Nevertheless, I will disregard your explaination and keep my ignorant and absurd ideas of what goes on at your board if you don't mind.