The Northern California Fly Fishing Board

Well Mr. Sheep herder (or whatever it is you really do with sheep),
I was going to completely ignore your post and let you disappear back under your rock without acknowledging you. Then your mildly amusing little essay progressed to the wading staff. I'll have you know that I have very real physical limitations that make walking on flat, level ground a dangerous adventure; throw moving water and moss-covered bowling balls into the mix and you're damned right I use a wading staff! If I were you I'd be careful which 6'7" former Marines you call "testicle-less, spineless cowards", some of them might take offense.

Stretch