The Northern California Fly Fishing Board

How timely. I swear I was just reading the new Orvis catalog on the throne this morning thinking "there is absolutely nothing about this catalog that appeals to me personally."

For instance, on page 16D they are selling a sweatshirt called Montana Morning, a Titanium Chronograph (that looks a lot like a watch to me), and a VOGT Silver Bison Money Clip for $195 that probably doesn't come with the c-note in the picture. I don't relate to any of those things or whatever message they're trying to sell to me.

Now I know some of you Range Rover driving G-4 types out there probably wonder what in the hell I'm talking about. You'd probably even buy that digital stream thermometer for 29.95 on page 60. I know I sure do like hooking fish out from under your guides' boat as he cuts off my beat up old drift boat and low holes me to try get you on some fish on the Trin.

No. I don't have much in common with Orvis. (packs in a big dip and laughs)